Holy Cow....I just blew my 15 minutes of fame.

How would you like to be the guy who was assigned to drag the plastic cow around by a rope during the Olympic Opening Ceremonies last night? What the &*$% was that all about? They even pumped the "moos" through the PA mix.

I was thinking to myself. What committee was sitting around what conference table and decided that this was a good idea.

"Yes - you're absolutely correct! What we need is a cow!"